Will Axl Rose of Guns N Roses release Chinese Democracy album when China does become a democracy?
June 27, 2008
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Will Axl Rose of Guns N Roses release Chinese Democracy album when China does become a democracy?
David Geffen will have the new album delivered to his record company when "China becomes a democracy" a statement released on Wednesday announced.
The Chinese Peoples Republic is scheduled to eventually embrace Democracy in approximately 100-200 years according to experts on Communism.
"There is a distinct possibility that the Chinese hierarchy can be toppled sooner than we think by a second peoples revolution almost akin to the breakdown of Communism in Soviet Russia in the late 80’s. China seems to already have embraced capitalism and is being used as the work horse of the world with cheap labour to create useless Chinese trinkets that break easily," Professor of Economics at Harvard Technical College, Brian Weinstein has outlined in Newsweek.
Another stipulation that was written into the ‘Chinese Democracy’ contract 14 years ago by W. Axl Rose is that the CD’s should be processed and printed in China as well — but only once China has found Democracy.
Guns ‘N Roses fans all over the world have met the news with disgust and anger. The music fans now have a wait for the new album that could last decades until the Chinese Communist Republic finds Democracy.
One disappointed fan from New Jersey is even vowing to organise a trip to China so as to bring about Democracy. Ed Rezno, 23, said: "Me and some dedicated G’N'R fans are organising a trip to Beijing this summer so we can bring about Democracy to their nation — y’all ever her about Tiannemen Square? Well, we’re gonna be there this summer and it’s gonna be a petition for Democracy. W’ere gonne bring revolution to the Chinese the G’N'R way!"
You’ve waited this long for the Chinese Democracy album. what is another 100 year wait?
LOL, I can’t believe that ‘fans are disgusted’ by this press release! I think it’s hysterical and a sick part of me enjoys reading updates from the GnR camp, nearly as much as I enjoy watching Britney Spears’ antics resemble a car crash.
Axl’s clearly unstable if it takes 9 gazillion members of GnR to complete an album.
It’s as stupid and puzzling as Michael Jackson’s desire to look like his nose has been through a pencil sharpener is!
There ya go… A comparison of Axl with Britney Spears and Michael Jackson without even trying. And before all you GnR disciples start hammering me with insults, I have been known to tap my toe to a Gunners diddy many times over the years. I just don’t feel the need to defend rockstars like they’re my best friends!