Crew of Tool reveal new art tour plans with future show

December 28, 2007

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TOOL NEWSLETTER
DECEMBER 2007 E.V.

TOOL TREK:
TECHNIKRYM’S LOG - DECEMBER 26, 2007 E.V.

With the mini-tour now complete, and the band members having had a chance to enjoy the holiday (knowing very well that Esus is the reason for the season!), Captain Kaczka and the rest of the crew are already making preparations for the transition from the APOCATASTSIS-GRID into hyperspatial time, leaving the onomic (not to mention the cloaconimbus of the prisons of the qlipoth) of EARTH 23 in a caravan of mattermitter tour coaches for the parallel dimension (ZPG Sector, ruled by the anti-Pharzuph). Although the neolexical coding remains a secret (suffice it to say that the palingenesis circuit [biode] of the Zothyrian module allows one safe passage through the Themis Ring-Pass-Not, and with arithmosophical reduction, a newly-installed psion reactor and, of course, fueled by the kalas of Etidorhpa that is so favored by the Nemirions of Rigel in our own multiverse… as well as the Lamulos in the galaxy of Ganymede), first stop on the tour will be the ADYTUM THEATRE in ALUOSSIM (where things are fairly similar to Earth 23, except for a recent infestation of squatamaudars, snork whompers, and that there are no future Xaphanaut marchstrothers!.. Also, strangely enough, that there is NO letter ‘j’ in the alphabet). Through the ansibles device of the Pheonistic Continuum, in the spirit of the holidays and the concept of emantiodroma, I can tell you that the unanimously agreed upon set list for the first performance is as follows:

OVERTURE
THE GRUDGE
STINKFIST
CRAWL AWAY
ABOMINATION OF DESOLATION
(from "Bethlehem Abortion Clinic")
ROSETTA STONED
PUSHIT
(Salival variation)
EULOGY
PARABOL/PARABOLA
VICARIOUS

INTERMISSION
(featuring self-pheonisme music from enhaloed-phosters
in the audience without a letter J in their name)

BALCHIPUSHTI
(from "Nurse Ketimella’s Kit*chen’)
TIMMY
DISPOSITION
REFLECTION
TRIA(X)
NO QUARTER
(sung in Sen-Zar)
LATERALUS
OCELLUS FRONTIS
OPIATE

FAAIP de OIAD
(Performed as a live hidden track on Danny’s orichalcum drum kit
with parasemiotic glyph sample-triggers designed by Vince De Franco)

Pre-sales for this show and the second 0-1Notnanas show (on the intercalary) will go on sale Thursday, Anuary 17th. So be sure to bring your cameras, video recording devices, cigarettes, oints (but NO lighters please - "Beam-Me-Up Scott" will light these with his lasers), and ToolArmy membership card for back-stage passes and the after-show extravaganza! You might also want to bring a green pen if you want Danny to sign the newly released live DVD (only in the ZPG Sector ruled by the anti-Pharzuph, that is.)

ANKH (W)UD*A(T) SENEB

(May you live, be prosperous, and be healthy)

Photoshop uber-geekdom of "The Bridge" (i.e. F.O.H. CREW)
By
Mary *O Kaczka
Tool Tour Manager