Gene Simmons claims another A**hole has been drilled into during music video TV show

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Gene Simmons claims another A**hole has been drilled into during music video TV show

"On Tuesday, November 27th, I had a new asshole drilled into me. Apparently, one wasn’t enough. On that day, every major comedic weapon of mass destruction violated me. Roastmaster Jeffrey Ross, Lisa Lampanelli, Carrot Top, Paul Rodriguez and an army of killers — including Andrew Dice Clay….video well wishes (ass whuppins, actually) from Donald Trump, Criss Angel and more. Even the beautiful Shannon Tweed…and a big surprise, the killer himself: Nick Tweed Simmons blasted me in front of a willing, blood-thirsty mob who were there to witness my public humiliation and execution. Et tu Brute’???
"On a serious note, the ticket proceeds were given to the honorable Wounded Warriors — an organization that helps veterans — the brave and honorable men and women of the military, come home.
"I was presented with something that, personally, means more than I can put into words. I am an immigrant. I wasn’t born here. And yet, America has accepted me and has given me more than any country in the world. I owe America and its people everything. And, I will always be grateful.
"On a lighter note, here are some photos of the event. It’s OK to laugh. The damage has been done. I’m in healing right now.
"Oh, and the entire proceedings were filmed for our ‘Gene Simmons Family Jewels’ Season III….coming soon."

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